Why do I always have issues? Last month I bought the cheap ovulation kit. Those two lines were driving me crazy. I would see faint lines. I would stare at it and wonder what does this crap mean.
It all started when I was in the Wal-Mart line. The ovulation kits were behind the counter. I had to ask the clerk to tell me the prices. My face must have shown my horror because of the high price. The clerk offered the equate version. I was telling my friend I can’t tell if I ovulated or not. She told me I shouldn’t have been cheap. She must not know me cheap is my middle name. LOL!!!
Clear Blue Easy digital here I come. So this month I bought the famed Clear Blue Easy Ovulation kit. I am still not happy. I have not gotten a smiley face. I was testing for over a week. The calculations on the box, I have a regular 28 day cycle then I should ovulate around the 15 day. Well that went out the window. I think I am on the 20th day and no smiley face. Where the hell is my smiley face?
Do I need more problems? You know this drives me crazy. Now I am all over the internet for others that didn’t get the smiley face. Here are the few things per the internet could be the problem.
1) I might not ovulate. Even though the RE told me 90% of the time if I have a regular period I ovulate.
2) I could be testing at the wrong time. Clear Blue Easy says you can test any time. http://www.Peeonastick.com says you should test in the afternoon or evening or you could miss your LH surge.
Who the hell knows? I know I don’t need any more problems. The Gynecologist told me to chart my period using the basal temp. I have to have three months of information then we will work on a protocol.
All this crap needs to be easier. All this puts me into hypochondriac mode. I swear nothing can be easy in my world.